I’m going to say
something really controversial. I mean this will be more controversial than
anything I’ve said about any topic since I started writing this blog. Prepare
yourself.
I think playoffs are
stupid.
*watches a beer bottle
flash by his head and crash against the wall*
Yeah, I know, pretty
shocking. That’s the kind of thing you might hear on an ESPN show that was
being needlessly provocative, but unlike Stephen A. Smith, I actually believe
it.
You tell which of these
options sounds like a more reasonable way of determining a champion. A team
plays each other team in the league, once at home and once away, at the end of
the season the team with the best record wins the league.
Or, a team plays 162
games a season, most of them against teams in the same division, the rest
against teams in the same league, except for 12 scattered around to random
teams in a different league. Then the best teams, provided they win their
division, or win a wildcard spot which includes another one off game, play in a
4 week tournament in which they have to win 11 games in order to be champion.
Pure simplicity and
reason points towards option one, European club soccer, over option two, Major
League Baseball.
So why do playoffs
persist? Why are sports fans adamant about adding playoffs to college football?
Why is the college basketball tournament a billion dollar enterprise?
I have a theory.
Playoffs exist for the
same reason that romantic comedies and action movies exist. We don’t just want
champions, we don’t just want heroes, we want dramatic champions and dramatic
heroes. We want champions who go the very brink of defeat only to stare defeat
in the face and laugh at it.
We thrive on the drama that
shapes the event even if its manufactured.
Since the church is made
up of people, it operates the same way. Conversion stories are dramatic, being
raised in the church is boring. Soaring emotional ballads where we tell Jesus
we love him are dramatic, hymns are old and boring.
In manufacturing the
drama we miss the point that while there are certainly ecstatic highs and lows
in life, they are not the thing that defines our existence. Beauty and peace
and contentment are things we find in the everyday, not in the so-called “mountain
top experience.”
We are not a people in
search of a faith and a tradition that provides us with thrills, but instead a
faith that shapes us into humans the way we were created to be human.
We focus so often on the
drama of Christ, the violence of the crucifixion the crescendo of the
resurrection, that I wonder if we miss the deeply profound simplicity of Jesus
as human. The Word made flesh who dwelt among us.
There is nothing wrong
with the soaring heights of a dramatic story, but it does not define the story.
The story is the whole, not just the ending. Jesus is the entirety of his life,
the incarnation, the teaching, the parables, the prophecies, the love, the
crucifixion, the resurrection and the ascension. None of those is a microcosm
of the story, they all work together.
The story of the church
is the same. It is every bit and every piece. Not just the big moments, but the
little ones and the average ones as well. Every bit is part of the story, not
just the memorable parts.
A season makes a
champion, not just a game.
Peace,
Ben
When he isn’t railing against the implications of
playoffs and drama, Ben likes to watch playoffs and drama. I mean, seriously,
its exhilarating. You can follow him on Twitter @BenHoward87 or email him at
benjamin.howard87 [at] gmail.com.
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I mean...we have playoffs because they are HUGE moneymakers. The shift from the BCS to college playoffs didn't happen because the NCAA thought we needed more drama. It happened because they figured out how to add MORE games to the college bowl season, and because those games will net the conferences tens of millions of dollars. If we didn't have playoffs, we'd have to invent them. They're too profitable for the people who control these decisions. ...just like the church. Blammo.
ReplyDeleteThat's a completely legitimate point. Playoffs make money. But why do they make so much money? Because it's a heightened dramatic part of the season. It's the same reason churches emphasize emotions. If you get the emotional rise out of it all, then more people will come. It's like a drug. I don't think Marx is right about all religion being an opiate, but certain pockets look a whole lot like that description.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree. I love tournaments, but I think it's a terrible way of proving who is the best team in a given season. Case in point: 2003 Kentucky team. Won 26 straight games. Best college ball I've ever seen. Keith Bogans gets injured in the sweet sixteen and, in the following round, they lose to Marquette and soon to be superstar Dwayne Wade who records one of the eight triple doubles in tournament history. The next week, Marquette gets destroyed by a sub-par Kansas team. You telling me they play that game over 10 times and Ky doesn't win the other nine games? Yes I'm bitter.
ReplyDeleteI also have a theory as to why tournaments are so popular, but a blog is not the place to spout it. I'll tell you in person.