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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Yes, I Am Rooting For Laundry



by Ben Howard

Every sports fan knows that no matter how hard you try to avoid it, you will inevitably run into that one person who is absolutely incredulous that you follow sports. One day, maybe today, maybe tomorrow, you'll be at a party and you'll ask someone for the score to some random game that has little to no existential significance and they will look at you, roll their eyes and smugly state that, “You're just rooting for laundry.”

When that time comes you will stare back at this incomprehensible fool, this titan of arrogance and dismissive snark and...you will say nothing, because they are pretty much right when you think about it.

For instance, I grew up as Cowboys fan and have fantastic memories of rooting for Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin and Emmitt Smith (true story, I once wanted to go as Emmitt Smith for Halloween, but was highly unaware of the racial undertones of an 8 year old in black-face). I knew all the players. I knew what it meant to root for the Cowboys. I knew about the pride and the tradition. This is America's Team.

Fast forward two decades later. None of those players are still on the team. None of those players have been on the team in ten years. The only connection between then and now are the fans and the owner and I'm pretty sure the fans didn't choose to root for Jerry Jones.

But it's the same laundry. And that laundry carries a tradition. For the Cowboys it's a tradition of outsized personalities and being the best of the best. It's about being bigger than the game. For a team like the Pittsburgh Steelers it's being tough and rugged and consistently great. On the flip side for a team like the Cincinnati Bengals or Arizona Cardinals it means being a perennial underachiever.

It's true for all sports and at all levels. Technically, you're rooting for laundry and the names and the players change all the time. Sometimes even the game evolves and it looks different than it did in your youth, but the tradition of what it means to be a fan of your team still shapes the way you watch the game.

I grew up watching Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, Darren Woodson and Deion Sanders, so when I watch football I don't just want to see a win, I want to see that special mixture of efficiency and artistic brilliance. In baseball, I grew up watching Tom Glavine and Greg Maddux pitch for the Braves and so artistry defines my way of understanding the sport. I'm shaped by the tradition I grew up in and I'm shaped by what it means to be a fan of my team and by what my team means.

This happens in churches all the time. We are defined by the legacy of those who came before us even though they are no longer apart of our present community. For some that tradition is rich and vibrant like the Pittsburgh Steelers, for others it can only be seen as a series of disappointments and failures.

So what to do with this tradition? What should we do with this inherited meaning of who we are?

Our natural instinct I think is to jettison it in favor of our own hand-crafted identity, but this is a dangerous response. Former Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez broke many Michigan traditions when he arrived in Ann Arbor to try and restore the once powerhouse program. In breaking these traditions, he made many enemies and eventually was unable to find the sort of success that he envisioned for his program. We run the same risk if we break away from tradition too harshly. It is entirely likely that the backlash of breaking tradition will define us instead of our new hoped for identity.

I have seen this especially in non-denominational and evangelical churches who have become so enamored with breaking the chains of tradition that they become defined by what they are not instead of by what they are. They do not use the liturgy, the do not have priests, they do not practice the Eucharist, but in this cacophony of do nots they are no longer able to communicate what they do.

The other extreme is to hold too tightly to tradition in the hopes that you can recreate the past. I'll title this John Elway disease, but there could be many names. John Elway was the Hall of Fame quarterback for the Denver Broncos from 1983 until 1998. In his time with the Broncos he established them as a perennial contender and brought them back to back Super Bowl championships during his final two seasons. John Elway was irreplaceable, but that hasn't stopped the Broncos from trying. First they tried Brian Griese, who was good, but he wasn't John Elway. Then the same thing happened with Jake Plummer, and once again with Jay Cutler, and finally with the magical woodland fairy creature known as Tim Tebow.

For Denver, John Elway became a ghost instead of an honored part of the tradition. He has haunted the franchise instead of enriching it with his legacy. I feel like this especially is true in mainline protestant churches who are haunted by a time of prominence and power that they no longer experience. Instead of transitioning to something different when the time has come, they continue to fight in an effort to recover a ghost.

I think the proper way to deal with tradition is to respect it and let it guide you even while you transition into something new. It is still your past and you deal with it, good or bad, accordingly. However, while the church is shaped by its past and needs to understand where it has come from, it is not shackled to its past. Maybe this is the Aaron Rodgers ideal of the church. Brett Favre was great and he did great things and Aaron was taught under Favre's tutelage, but it's his turn now and that might not look like the exact same thing. That's okay, it's healthy and it's growth.

So yes, I root for laundry. I root for what it means, what it has meant, and what it might mean in the future. I root for the story it tells and how that story shapes me and how I view the world. I root for the way that laundry might be redeemed and renewed and how it might look like something entirely different to a future generation.

Thanks for making me think Incredulous-Fellow-At-Party!

Peace,
Ben

When he isn't taking passing insults way too literally, Ben likes to imagine what sports would be like if they were all played on the moon. You can follow him on Twitter @BenHoward87 or email him at benjamin.howard [at] gmail.com.

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Monday, September 10, 2012

Christian Denominations are Like...NFL Teams

on pop theology, philosophy, theology, culture, pop culture, christianityby Ben Howard

In honor of the beginning of the NFL season and because I have a bizarre need to compare things that are in no way similar to each other. I give you a list of Christian denominations and their corresponding NFL team.

Roman Catholic – Chicago Bears
They've been around since the beginning and their history is filled with both conquests and venerated saints like George Halas, Dick Butkus and Gale Sayers. However, in recent years they've often been on the defensive leading to middle of the road status. Finally, Mike Ditka is Pope John Paul II and Walter Payton is Mother Teresa.

Episcopalian/Anglican – Oakland Raiders
Historically, a rebellious group of upstarts from the insurgent AFL that has tamed over time as it's come to find more mainstream success. Still prone to bouts of rebellious behavior that come across more weird than iconoclastic in the modern context. You have a legion of hardcore fans that refuse to leave even if your behavior seems occasionally bizarre. Al Davis is King Henry VIII and John Madden is N.T. Wright.

Presbyterian – New York Giants
You continue to have success in spite of the fact that it's entirely unclear why you've been successful in the first place. You base a lot of your work on your ability to amount a worthwhile defense and the fact that your success must simply be preordained. You're led by an angry man who will become lovable in historical context (Tom Coughlin and John Calvin).

Methodist – Kansas City Chiefs
You spent most of my childhood trying to redefine that gray area between average and slightly above average. A lot of your historical cache comes from simply existing and not embarassing yourself. Your fans are also fiercely loyal and very underrated.

Lutheran – Indianapolis Colts
Your relevance is based upon the prolific production of a bygone hero who led you out of the metaphorical wilderness and into the historical spotlight. Out of deference to the bygone hero, people are still paying serious attention to you, but no one is completely sure why. Peyton Manning is Martin Luther.

United Churches of Christ – Miami Dolphins
A franchise with a lot of historical significance including the only unbeaten season in NFL history and the crazy success of Dan Marino. The franchise's status has been undermined in recent years through a combination of identity crisis and wondering whether or not anyone actually cares.

Church of Christ – Cleveland Browns
You like to think that you have a long and storied history, but in truth your franchise began in 1999. A loyal fan base sticks beside you through thick and thin. Often characterized by an inability to find adequate leadership. Examples of inadequate leadership include Tim Couch, Kelly Holcomb, Derek Anderson, Brady Quinn, Colt McCoy, and probably Brandon Weedon.

Disciples of Christ – Baltimore Ravens
The more successful cousins of the current Cleveland Browns. Your success is based around the fundamentals like defense, running the football and not committing turnovers. However, to your detriment, fundamentals are really, really boring.

Eastern Orthodox – Jacksonville Jaguars
Because there is like a 50% chance that you didn't know they were a team and an even higher chance that you can't tell me anything about them at all.

Baptist – Minnesota Vikings
From the outside you look kind of cool and hip with your purple jerseys and your occassionally dynamic offensive player (Adrian Peterson, Randy Moss), but then we recognize you're the same underachieving team from years past. I fall for it every time. Maybe the cold Minnesota winters trick my mind.

Non-denominational – Dallas Cowboys
The flashy name and the stars are always enough to make someone check you out, but it's nearly impossible to tell if they'll find something brilliant or something that just sputters along until it falls in a ditch. Smart money of late is on the ditch. Also, there is a near 100% chance that the whole enterprise is run by a megalomoniacal white man.

Pentecostal – Arizona Cardinals
Everything just feels chaotic, hot and generally confused, but still full of some type of unrealized potential. It feels like your brand-new, but you've actually been around for quite awhile.

Quakers – Buffalo Bills
They're quiet, obscure, and unlikely to pick a fight. Also, they both produced Republican's who were on a Presidential ballot (Jack Kemp and Richard M. Nixon).

New England Patriots, Green Bay Packers, Pittsburgh Steelers
These are the teams everybody thinks they are. They're perennially successful and are able to roll with whatever changes or developments the rest of the world can muster. They have their weaknesses and their strengths, but they are so well trained and trust each other so much that they can work their way through almost any situation.

Yes, I am aware that all of the above are gross caricatures and are not reflective of the whole of a denomination and I'm fine with that. The caricatures serve their purpose.

You might think I'm writing all this to say that every church should aspire to be the Patriots, Packers, and Steelers, but it's not. Churches need to be who they are and they need to own who they are and try and be the absolute best that they can be in that context. Every denomination has weaknesses and strengths and my hope is that if they all worked together, perhaps in some sort of national faith league (or NFL, for short), then we might learn something from each other and work towards a better world.

Do I hope for “one, holy, catholic and apostolic church?” Yes, very much so, but I'm not certain we can put that together on our own and during the in between time we can at least try and find a viable working substitute.

As always, feel free to comment. I'd love to hear your thoughts and suggestions for this list.

Peace,
Ben

When he isn't trying to match-up NFL teams with Christian denominations, Ben spends his time comparing mid-90's basketball players to the Founding Fathers. Gary Payton is totally Alexander Hamilton. You can follow him on Twitter @BenHoward87 or email him at benjamin.howard87 [at] gmail.com.