Showing posts with label Russia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russia. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

God and Meteors

meteor, cartoon, space, fiery ball of death
What a pretty ball of fiery destruction!
by Jonathan Harrison

Do you remember when a meteor blew up over Russia, and it was crazy? I do. Granted, the meteor exploded almost a month ago, but in a fast paced world where the news runs 24/7, we tend to have a short memory for anything that doesn't involve politics. "What do you think about the sequester," tends to elicit more responses than "What you think about the ten-ton meteor that blew up over Russia?" Doesn't something seem a little wrong with that statement?

Scientists repeatedly tell us that we're in the middle of a cosmic shooting gallery, and yet 99% of people never reflect on our inter-stellar vulnerability; otherwise we would do something to avoid being caught off guard by massive rocks from space slamming into the Earth. 

For many Christians, if you were to ask them about the chances of a meteor destroying the world, their repeated refrain would be, "If God wants it to happen, then it will happen," which I find delightfully ironic, since this implies that God's providence is inversely proportional to the amount of control we wield in a particular arena.

For example, let’s imagine you move into a friend's house, and you discover they leave the front door wide open at night. You ask them why, and they respond, "God is in control. If God wants us to get robbed, then we’ll get robbed." Now imagine that when he left the door open, instead of someone robbing your house, the consequences included the destruction of the entire world. And imagine that, despite this fact, your friend remains headstrong about leaving the front door wide open.

meteor, chelyabinsk, russia
Meteor that hit Chelyabinsk, Russia
And there you have my point.

Mixed-metaphors aside, God’s providence doesn't typically prevent burglars from passing through open doors, so why does God being in control suddenly protect us from Texas-sized meteors? The human race should view Chelyabinsk as a wakeup call, but unfortunately humanity fell back asleep five seconds after the alarm went off. A ten-ton meteor blew up over the earth. We have videos to prove it. Yet we don't care enough to do anything about it, despite the fact that the potential negative consequences mean the destruction of the human race.

Am I saying that we should have less faith? No, but if we believe that we are called to “be fruitful and multiply,” tracking meteors in order to deal with the threat they pose seems a valid enterprise. What I am saying is this: maybe my problem isn't with the meteors, but with how we view providence. 

On some level, it's nice when people say, "God is in control when it comes to ten-ton space rocks,” but if they’re going to rely on God’s providence in this instance, I prefer them to be consistent. I’d rather people take that viewpoint towards everything (even toward the question of locking their doors at night), than choosing piece-meal what's within God's control and what's not. Either God controls the ten-ton space rocks and the the security of your front door, or he doesn't. You can't pick and choose. 

So the next time a crazy guy like me talks your ear off about meteors for twenty minutes, take just a moment, and think deeply before you choose to reply, "If it happens, it happens." Because he might just ask you, "Shouldn't you feel that way about everything?" 

Jonathan Harrison is currently sitting in the meteor-proof bunker he dug in his back yard. He's wearing a tin-foil hat and believes that Facebook is a government conspiracy to have the docile masses voluntarily turn over all of their personal information (which is pretty genius if you think about it). You can find him on Twitter at @jonateharrison.

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Friday, August 24, 2012

P**** RIOT!


on pop theology, philosophy, theology, culture, pop culture, christianityby Jonathan [last name redacted]

By now you might heard of wonderful band P***y Riot who make benefit the great nation of Soviet Russia by playing famous place in glorious Moscow to the delight of passerby and many children.

Ok. I can't keep up the mildly offensive Russian ESL vernacular for longer than one sentence. P Riot. Yes, the band P Riot. P Riot technically call themselves something else, but unlike most of you I'm searching for gainful employment, so I don't want to end all chances of being hired by screaming the word "P***Y" because a bunch Muscovites got themselves arrested (Ben.  Don't use my last name on this).

Well anyways. The social-outrage-flavor-of-the-month involves a group of women who put on an anti-Putin impromptu performance in a Russian Orthodox church. The outrage stems from the fact that the one minute performance garnered three of the women a two year prison sentence for hooliganism. Most people think that's a little extreme, and a lot of evidence points to Orthodox church politics being responsible for the excessive sentence (you know, the very thing the ladies were protesting).

The church performance marked the fourth time that the band had performed an anti-government song in a very public venue. I don't agree with the sentence, but after publicly performing three anti-government songs in a formerly communist country, and then performing a fourth profanity-laced one in a revered church of the state religion, who doesn't expect an excessive sentence? Especially with the Olympics coming up in 16 months (don't act like the Olympics had nothing to do with the length of the sentencing).

While the Patriarch of Russia condemned the band with some pretty strong words ("We have no future if we allow mockery in front of great shrines, and if some see such mockery as a sort of bravery, an expression of political protest, an acceptable action or a harmless joke."), the Russian Orthodox Church released a statement on August 17 urging the Russian government to show the women mercy (granted, it came well after the issue had gone global).

Reflect on the irony that this all began 2000 years ago with a man ticking off religious authority figures so much that the government put him to death for it. Ahh the irony. I can't imagine what Jesus would say to all of this. Bands with offensive names, Vladimir Putin, a one minute song in a church sending the entire world (and Sting) into an uproar. Why can't we all get along? Why can't the band practice first and then play in a normal venue like everyone else? Forgive and you will be forgiven? Judge not lest you be judged? Pray for your enemies and those who persecute you? Probably one of the above. But I don't know for sure. I'm not Jesus.


Jonathan is.  He just is.