by Sebastian Faust
“You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.” – Leviticus 18:22
In my last podcast interview with Professor Baruch Levine on the text of Leviticus, I lamented that the prohibition on homosexuality is perhaps the text’s best-known passage within popular Christianity. For a book that otherwise receives so little attention among modern Christians, this verse (and its twin in Leviticus 20) looms grotesquely large, skewing our reading and leaving it disfigured, malformed.
While this shouldn’t be the only passage from Leviticus to which we give attention, I also don’t wish to sidestep the verse simply because it has become the battleground for such great struggles. Therefore, let us consider the ways in which we might approach it.
Obviously, some relish this law and have set it to memory, chapter and verse. They can recite it whenever the need arises and take great joy in the way the word ‘abomination’ rolls off the tongue; it has such a pleasantly sinister sound. Say it aloud with me: Abomination. Taste the sweet venom that drips from it, the feeling of power that courses through your blood. Abomination. Use it as a weapon against those whose behavior fills you with disgust. Use it as a shield against any who would decry you as a bigot. It’s ever so useful a verse.
But I say to you, whoever wishes to use scripture as a weapon must take pause. When Paul speaks of scripture as a sword, he writes explicitly that the struggle is most emphatically not with flesh and blood. And the author of Hebrews doesn’t allow you to wield this sword at all. Instead, it hangs balanced above us, slices into us, cutting joints from marrow, laying us bare to the bone, a vivisection of our very heart. No, if you relish the cruelty with which you can wield a verse such as this, if you take up this sword, you are to die by this sword.
Others come to this text with neither malice nor viciousness. They understand scripture as a map of moral terrain and this verse as a boundary stone, part of a cartographic line dividing territories. These things are endorsed within the realm; those things are restricted. They struggle with questions of genetic determinism and God’s proscription, yet feel that, if this is indeed the proper framing of the question, their only choice is to side with God. As difficult as the word is to say, as harsh and acrid as it feels upon the tongue, this must be, they say, an abomination in the eyes of God.
But when they explain where they’ve come out on the question, and why they are unable to reconcile same sex marriage within the church with this passage from Leviticus, they’re met with quips about shellfish. Or polyester.*
*Which, by the way? Unhelpful. And it’s a poor reading of the law code (though it’s a reading that, until recently, plagued even many scholars of the text). There’s a distinction that exists in the Law between ritual impurity (things like death and bodily discharges, and most similar to things like mixing crops and the dietary restrictions) and moral impurity (things like sexual sin, idolatry, murder, greed). This difference underlies discussions of the Law in certain sayings of Jesus and the writings of Paul. To fail to make this distinction is to offer an apple as refutation of an orange; it’s just a poor response. So, shellfish people? Stop it.
As unhelpful as such quips may be, they do point to selective way we handle the moral laws in Leviticus. So if you’d like to make use of one and dismiss your opponents out of hand, don’t bother with, “Sure it says homosexuality is wrong, but don’t you eat bacon?” Instead, choose the law about children calling down curses on their parents and its requisite death penalty. That will fit the bill nicely; you’re back to making proper equivalencies between moral purity laws, and if you deal with it less flippantly, you’ll actually be moving the conversation into a bit of terrain we need to traverse.
Because when we look at it, we immediately face a problem. Taken as it stands, the issue of parent-cursing doesn’t fit neatly into our culture. It’s not often you hear a child calling on the gods to smite their parents with boils, or to send them, still living, down into the darkness of Sheol. And so, we’re forced to engage in a bit of triangulation if we still wish to use it for moral instruction. We can redefine cursing as backtalk, or disobedience, or angry quarrels, but if we don’t make some adjustment, it is certainly nothing more than an obsolete verse, speaking so specifically to a distinct culture that it doesn’t quite apply to anything that exists among us today.
And therefore, others decide that the cultural differences are simply so vast that Leviticus 18 should be treated as nothing but the vestigial remains of an antiquated worldview. It is true that homosexuality, as it is now understood, bears only a vague resemblance to the subject of this prohibition, and that demands to be explored. But let us also say at the outset that we shouldn’t cling to the cultural distinctions simply as a way to side-step a difficult text and dismiss it. We needn’t employ a game of apologetics and pretend the Bible cannot say things we find objectionable; it certainly can.
Within Leviticus, this verse serves to name one of the practices of Israel’s neighbors that she is to avoid, practices that are said to have defiled the land and led to those neighbors being driven out. The chapter begins with the injunction, “You shall not do what is done in the land of Egypt . . . nor what is done in the land of Canaan.”
Within this context, we find that homosexuality carried certain connotations – first, it was a part of the cultic worship of certain deities, in whose temples and shrines one joined with the sacred by means of sexual union with temple priests. Second, it also carried the strong overtone of sexual assault; the violence of Sodom, the disturbing story of Judges 19, and likely, the act Ham perpetrated against Noah all speak of male-on-male sexual violence intended to degrade others and assert dominance.
That said, none of this fully matches the issues at play in this verse. Though some argue it’s entirely about cult prostitution, its context is larger than that. Likewise, it’s not addressed simply to male-on-male rape, or even a response to behaviors that might threaten progeny. Were we somehow to strip all those connections from the ancient Israelite mind, the fact remains likely that they would still view homosexuality as defiling.
Thus, we must also consider the connotations the concept did not carry with it. In the world in which this law came to be, nothing even remotely approximating a loving, monogamous homosexual relationship existed on Israel’s radar. It wasn’t experienced; it was essentially impossible to conceive of. This does not expunge Leviticus of this prohibition, but it must stop us short before we read the verse as though it’s speaking to our culture in some sort of a one-to-one correlation. It’s not.
We find ourselves in a blind alley when we begin thinking that way. We crash against our dependence on words like inerrant and infallible on one side and dismissing it outright on the other, and find ourselves bounded off by a false horizon of our own making. If the Bible teaches us anything, one of its great lessons is that there is room for new understanding.
There are many voices in the text, voices that ask, not to be flattened out, but to be heard and attended to, allowed to speak to one another and to us as well. There is room for dialogue, and room even for disagreement. The Bible is woven from a multitude of voices, presenting different sides of many debates; it is the record of discussion and of disagreement. And the remarkable thing about it is that those who came to power, who eventually held the capacity to quell the voices of those who disagreed with them, chose not to. They allowed them to stand; they preserved them for all who came after.
They allow to stand the pro-divorce rhetoric of Ezra alongside the anti-divorce prophet Malachi. They retain God’s statement that he holds the sins of one generation against its progeny, as well as his assertion that he does not. They place psalms of praise beside psalms that call God an oath-breaker. They repeatedly and consistently make room for differing views, for new understanding.
And the room they make is not an easy space. It is a chamber where we must stand before them all; it is the sharpened sword that pierces to the heart. To enter into the chambers of the difficult texts is to undertake a sacred struggle. We lay aside the garments of haughtiness and certainty, and we dare not take them up again when we come out limping on the other side. To enter in is to be marked by the struggle, and to come out changed.
What, then, to make of Leviticus 18:22? Though I know where I wind up and why, I still must be willing to say that there is room for a multitude of voices, even those that disagree with me. As with the voices of scripture, there are some that are not taken up into the conversation: the brutal rhetoric of those who use scripture as a weapon; the hollow testimony of those who refused to truly enter into vulnerability before the text.
But for all of those who have entered and faced the text, there is room to come out changed in different ways. There is room for those who see the prohibition as God’s moral decree for time universal, but who still will give their lives, even to those with whom they disagree, in humility and love. And there is room for those, like me, who see this text as one of the dividing walls between humanity that has been broken down by God in Christ. The lesson of the canon is this: you and I may disagree, and nevertheless, we may still dwell together humbly in the land.
Sebastian
Faust makes no claims to the throne and has no designs on small,
undefended countries. He takes life by the reins, bulls by the horns,
tigers by the tail, and lives a life rather ordinary in Nashville,
Tennessee. He currently holds the position of Dauphin at On Pop
Theology. You can’t follow Sebastian on Twitter because he doesn’t
understand technology, but he appreciates hand-written notes sent by
post or well-mannered carrier pigeon.
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Friday, May 16, 2014
Monday, March 31, 2014
On Pop Theology Podcast: Episode 55 - Villainous Villainy
by Ben Howard This week on the show Ben, Sebastian and Jesse tackle the topic of villains. What makes a villain? Why do we create villains? Do we need villains to be able to understand ourselves? They'll talk about the villainy of Fred Phelps, Stalin and Hitler, as well as whether Batman would be a villain if he existed in real life. Also, Ben and Sebastian will share about the Mark Driscoll sermon they watched and the whole crew will share historically mundane moments in villainy.
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Thursday, March 27, 2014
A Series of Outright Lies About Millennials
by Ben Howard and Sebastian Faust
There's a lot of misinformation in the world today. Some argue that's simply the nature of the internet and the democratization of information itself. A lot of websites exist to fight the good fight in an attempt to right these factual wrongs and a well-informed public is thankful for them.
But we're not one of those websites. So with the fundamental ethos of the internet in mind, we bring you A Series of Outright Lies About Millennials.
1) The mascot of the millennial generation is an ocelot named Baby Joshua who spends his days half drunk on artisinal whiskey. He lives on a front porch on what used to be the bad side of town and he marches in the annual Arbor Day parade.
2) The Tea Party rise to power is actually attributable to the votes of millennials who thought they were “just kidding around.”
3) All children of the millennial generation are robots sent from the future by Skynet. After the failure of the Terminators, Skynet decided that force was unnecessary and that society could be more efficiently destroyed by ennui and lowered expectations.
4) This list is completely organic and was raised on a free-range list farm.
5) Millennials ironically love Pauly Shore so much that it has been known to raise his core body temperature as much as two degrees.
6) If you're a millennial, you read this list before it ever existed in my mind and have therefore destroyed the fabric of space and time and pose a danger to us all. Please stop reading.
7) Why are you still reading this? Your reckless disregard for humanity has doomed us all to non-existence.
8) You prick.
9) A majority of millennials are cynical about the potential future of the world. When asked about this cynicism, the generation responded that they were both fully aware of the problems and felt like they were capable of solutions, but they were just really tired and had been meaning to catch up on Orange Is The New Black.
10) The real reason that millennials have been leaving the church is because empty churches are just, like, you know, cooler.
11) While this list was raised in an upper middle class environment, it speaks on behalf of the entire generation. It is capable of this feat because it once took a women's studies class and has watched The Wire at least three times.
12) Many researchers have speculated that if Zack Galifianakis were to ever achieve full self-awareness he would unlock the understanding of the entire generation. May the day come quickly. Namaste.
13) In the two minutes you've spent reading this list, 144 craft beers have been invented and that one smug friend of yours has tasted all of them.
14) In a unique moment of cultural appropriation, the demographic group known as the Nones have decided to don habits and live in convents. There is no word on whether or not they have begun to hit each other with rulers.
Ben Howard is an accidental iconoclast and generally curious individual living in Nashville, Tennessee. He is also the editor-in-chief of On Pop Theology and an avid fan of waving at strangers for no reason. You can follow him on Twitter @BenHoward87.
Sebastian Faust is an avowed heretic, armchair theologian, and a self-styled canary in the coal mine of pop culture. He takes life by the reins, bulls by the horns, and tigers by the tail, all while living in Nashville. You can't follow Sebastian on Twitter because he doesn't understand technology.
You can follow On Pop Theology on Twitter @OnPopTheology or like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/OnPopTheology. If you'd like to support what we do, you can donate via the button on the right of the screen.
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There's a lot of misinformation in the world today. Some argue that's simply the nature of the internet and the democratization of information itself. A lot of websites exist to fight the good fight in an attempt to right these factual wrongs and a well-informed public is thankful for them.
But we're not one of those websites. So with the fundamental ethos of the internet in mind, we bring you A Series of Outright Lies About Millennials.
1) The mascot of the millennial generation is an ocelot named Baby Joshua who spends his days half drunk on artisinal whiskey. He lives on a front porch on what used to be the bad side of town and he marches in the annual Arbor Day parade.
2) The Tea Party rise to power is actually attributable to the votes of millennials who thought they were “just kidding around.”
3) All children of the millennial generation are robots sent from the future by Skynet. After the failure of the Terminators, Skynet decided that force was unnecessary and that society could be more efficiently destroyed by ennui and lowered expectations.
4) This list is completely organic and was raised on a free-range list farm.
5) Millennials ironically love Pauly Shore so much that it has been known to raise his core body temperature as much as two degrees.
6) If you're a millennial, you read this list before it ever existed in my mind and have therefore destroyed the fabric of space and time and pose a danger to us all. Please stop reading.
7) Why are you still reading this? Your reckless disregard for humanity has doomed us all to non-existence.
8) You prick.
9) A majority of millennials are cynical about the potential future of the world. When asked about this cynicism, the generation responded that they were both fully aware of the problems and felt like they were capable of solutions, but they were just really tired and had been meaning to catch up on Orange Is The New Black.
10) The real reason that millennials have been leaving the church is because empty churches are just, like, you know, cooler.
11) While this list was raised in an upper middle class environment, it speaks on behalf of the entire generation. It is capable of this feat because it once took a women's studies class and has watched The Wire at least three times.
12) Many researchers have speculated that if Zack Galifianakis were to ever achieve full self-awareness he would unlock the understanding of the entire generation. May the day come quickly. Namaste.
13) In the two minutes you've spent reading this list, 144 craft beers have been invented and that one smug friend of yours has tasted all of them.
14) In a unique moment of cultural appropriation, the demographic group known as the Nones have decided to don habits and live in convents. There is no word on whether or not they have begun to hit each other with rulers.
Ben Howard is an accidental iconoclast and generally curious individual living in Nashville, Tennessee. He is also the editor-in-chief of On Pop Theology and an avid fan of waving at strangers for no reason. You can follow him on Twitter @BenHoward87.
Sebastian Faust is an avowed heretic, armchair theologian, and a self-styled canary in the coal mine of pop culture. He takes life by the reins, bulls by the horns, and tigers by the tail, all while living in Nashville. You can't follow Sebastian on Twitter because he doesn't understand technology.
You can follow On Pop Theology on Twitter @OnPopTheology or like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/OnPopTheology. If you'd like to support what we do, you can donate via the button on the right of the screen.
Image Credit to Mark and Andrea Busse
Monday, March 24, 2014
On Pop Theology Podcast: Episode 54 - Leviticus, An Interview w/ Baruch Levine
by Ben Howard This week on the show, Sebastian continues his exploration of the Biblical texts with the book of Leviticus. His guest is the renowned Hebrew Bible scholar Baruch Levine. They'll discuss this oft-ignored book of the Bible, including the differences between Jewish and Christian approaches to Leviticus, the idea of communion in the sacrificial system, and a message of hope for the day when all the peoples of the earth come together before the God of Zion.
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Ben
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Thursday, March 13, 2014
If God Had a Name
If God had a name, what would it be? And would you call it to his face if you were faced with him in all of his glory? – Joan Osborne, One of Us
In the land where I am from
we worshipped the nameless God.
We built shrines to honor
and sang songs to praise
the God who had no name, no face, no form.
With fear and with trembling,
with heads bowed low and eyes cast down,
with reverence and awe
we approached our unnamed God.
In the land where I am from, we had names for many things. There was a name for the summer that lingers late into fall, a name for the time between sunset and darkness. Each of my brothers had names, and each of my sisters, and each of the animals we tended. But my God was a nameless god.
I cannot speak for the others of my tribe; I speak only for myself:
I was never able to love
a god I could not name.
In the land where I am from,when we have no name for a thing,
we call it “thing.”
When I have no name for a god,
I call it “God.”
And so I did.
We all did, in the land where I am from.
Only when I left the land of modernity, when I began to read the ancient texts with ancient eyes, did I meet my God again. But this time, my God spoke his name. Like learning another tribe’s constellations—the same stars but in different shapes—there was a god who walked a beautiful garden in the breeze of the day, and he called himself Yahweh.
This, too, was the god who ate with Abraham beneath the shade of a tree, who spoke with Moses face to face, who was seen by the elders of Israel—they met him upon a mountain, and they rejoiced to look upon him as a table was spread with food. And the god who walked, who spoke, who ate, this god had a name, and it was Yahweh.
But what’s in a name? I cannot say, exactly. I can only tell you that when my nameless God took up his name, a hundred locked doors were suddenly flung open before me. Suddenly, there was something here, someone here, with whom I could interact, with whom I could communicate. When God took a name, there was identity, there was substance, there was being. And the world began to shift, swiftly tilting, moving from the vocabulary of concept and of title into the realm of relationship and affinity.
I had never been able to love God, but Yahweh I can love. It was presumptuous for me, a mere human, to lift my eyes up to God, but I do not fear to seek Yahweh’s face. And there could be no wrestling; no doubting was tolerable with God, but Yahweh asks me to lay myself bare and hears my laments. Yahweh can empathize with me, and I with him… something I had never found possible with God.
When my nameless God took up his name, a hundred new worlds unfolded around me, a hundred new stars bloomed in the night. I stood still, and he passed before me, and he spoke his name aloud.
To speak one’s name is to dispense with titles and to lay aside formality; it is an invitation to become intimates. Yahweh speaks his name that we may begin to know him as we would know one another. He speaks it because he longs for relationship, as messy and as complicated as that may be. Yahweh speaks his name in order to reveal his personality, inviting us in to his interior self.When Moses stood in the cloven rock, Yahweh passed before him and proclaimed his name aloud. It is a declaration of his personality, of what he means when he says “I.” He proclaimed, "Yahweh, Yahweh, gracious and compassionate, slow to anger, abounding in kindness and faithfulness, showing kindness to the thousandth generation, forgiving iniquity, transgression, and sin, but who will not leave the merciless unpunished." - Exodus 34:6-7
What’s in a name? I do not know. But for one such as me, it has made all the difference.
For a larger conversation about God in Exodus, check out the interview Sebastian recorded with Old Testament scholar Terence Fretheim here.
Sebastian Faust makes no claims to the throne and has no designs on small, undefended countries. He takes life by the reins, bulls by the horns, tigers by the tail, and lives a life rather ordinary in Nashville, Tennessee. He currently holds the position of Dauphin at On Pop Theology. You can’t follow Sebastian on Twitter because he doesn’t understand technology, but he appreciates hand-written notes sent by post or well-mannered carrier pigeon.
You can follow On Pop Theology on Twitter @OnPopTheology or like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/OnPopTheology. If you'd like to support what we do, you can donate via the button on the right of the screen.
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Monday, February 24, 2014
On Pop Theology Podcast: Episode 51 - Exodus w/ Terence Fretheim
by Ben Howard
This week on the show Sebastian continues our journey through the Bible with the book of Exodus. His guest is noted Old Testament scholar Terence Fretheim. They'll discuss the larger themes of Exodus, including the concept of a God who suffers and God's participation in human life. Dr. Fretheim also invited any questions you might have after listening to the episode. If you have a question for Dr. Fretheim, please send it to us at onpoptheology@gmail.com and we'll pass it along to him.
You can download the podcast by clicking here. Or you can subscribe to the podcast by searching "On Pop Theology" in the iTunes music store. If you like the show, please rate and review us on iTunes. It's the first step in our secret mission to take over the world.
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Peace,
Ben
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This week on the show Sebastian continues our journey through the Bible with the book of Exodus. His guest is noted Old Testament scholar Terence Fretheim. They'll discuss the larger themes of Exodus, including the concept of a God who suffers and God's participation in human life. Dr. Fretheim also invited any questions you might have after listening to the episode. If you have a question for Dr. Fretheim, please send it to us at onpoptheology@gmail.com and we'll pass it along to him.
You can download the podcast by clicking here. Or you can subscribe to the podcast by searching "On Pop Theology" in the iTunes music store. If you like the show, please rate and review us on iTunes. It's the first step in our secret mission to take over the world.
Finally, if you'd like to stream the podcast, you can do that here:
Peace,
Ben
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Monday, February 17, 2014
On Pop Theology Podcast: Episode 50 - The Winter Olympics
by Ben Howard
Sebastian and Ben settle in for a discussion about the Winter Olympics in Sochi. They'll discuss some serious topics about whether the Olympics are a form of embodied theology, as well as the political and economic realities of hosting the Olympic Games and whether bake sales are the solution. They'll also broach far less serious ideas such as what sports they'd like to see in the next Winter Olympics and why Sebastian thought Cool Runnings wasn't real. Also, look out for the introduction of Jeremy St. Madrigal, our resident Prophet of the End Times.
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Peace,
Ben
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Sebastian and Ben settle in for a discussion about the Winter Olympics in Sochi. They'll discuss some serious topics about whether the Olympics are a form of embodied theology, as well as the political and economic realities of hosting the Olympic Games and whether bake sales are the solution. They'll also broach far less serious ideas such as what sports they'd like to see in the next Winter Olympics and why Sebastian thought Cool Runnings wasn't real. Also, look out for the introduction of Jeremy St. Madrigal, our resident Prophet of the End Times.
You can download the podcast by clicking here. Or you can subscribe to the podcast by searching "On Pop Theology" in the iTunes music store. If you like the show, please rate and review us on iTunes. It's the first step in our secret mission to take over the world.
Finally, if you'd like to stream the podcast, you can do that here:
Peace,
Ben
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Friday, January 31, 2014
A Series of Outright Lies About the Eucharist
by Ben Howard and Sebastian Faust
There's a lot of misinformation in the world today. Some argue that's simply the nature of the internet and the democratization of information itself. A lot of websites exist to fight the good fight in an attempt to right these factual wrongs and a well-informed public is thankful for them.
But we're not one of those websites. So with the fundamental ethos of the internet in mind, we bring you A Series of Outright Lies About the Eucharist.
1) In a brilliant act of product placement, Thomas Bramwell Welch, founder of Welch’s, built a time machine which he used to travel back to the Last Supper where he replaced the traditional Passover wine with his family’s anachronistic grape juice.
2) Communion wafers are not only a delicious way to ingest your savior, they are also perfect ammunition for the Nerf Disc Gun.
3) The Eucharist was moved to the end of liturgical services after church leaders received numerous complaints from parishioners about drunk priests delivering homilies where they repeatedly pointed at the cross while slurring, “That guy, I love that guy!”
4) Communion wafers are called the Bread of Heaven because Heaven has instituted heavy trade restrictions on both yeast and any kind of flour that would make bread taste “not-cardboardy.”
5) There is absolutely no connection between the Eucharist’s focus on consuming the blood of Christ and the modern fascination with vampires so STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!
6) According to the Dictionary of Nebulous Theological Terms, intinction is defined as the sprinkling of fairy dust into Eucharistic wine. It's generally held to be salvific, but no one is quite sure how. Also, fairies are real, deal with it.
7) Jesus may have been able to turn water into wine, but if you get a little bit of salsa, I’ll bet you can turn communion wafers into nachos.
8) If ever a drop of the Eucharistic wine is spilled from the chalice, Zombie Christ will arise, a 20 foot tall colossus, and he will turn his darkened visage upon the culprit and bring down the heat of a hundred suns as retribution for disturbing his peaceful slumber. Then he will turn his vengeance upon the world and he will reign forever and ever amen! Muahahahahaha!
9) The secret of transubstantiation, like all good magic tricks, will never be revealed. But it almost certainly has something to do with mirrors.
10) In a stunning announcement that rocked the dietary world, theologians have discovered that the true means of grace in the Eucharist is the gluten contained within the wafers. According to Dr. James Moss of Duke Divinity School, “not only is gluten delicious, it is also divine.”
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Ben Howard is an accidental iconoclast and generally curious individual living in Nashville, Tennessee. He is also the editor-in-chief of On Pop Theology and an avid fan of waving at strangers for no reason. You can follow him on Twitter @BenHoward87.
Sebastian Faust is an avowed heretic, armchair theologian, and a self-styled canary in the coal mine of pop culture. He takes life by the reins, bulls by the horns, and tigers by the tail, all while living in Nashville. You can't follow Sebastian on Twitter because he doesn't understand technology.
You can follow On Pop Theology on Twitter @OnPopTheology or like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/OnPopTheology. If you'd like to support what we do, you can donate via the button on the right of the screen.
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There's a lot of misinformation in the world today. Some argue that's simply the nature of the internet and the democratization of information itself. A lot of websites exist to fight the good fight in an attempt to right these factual wrongs and a well-informed public is thankful for them.
But we're not one of those websites. So with the fundamental ethos of the internet in mind, we bring you A Series of Outright Lies About the Eucharist.
1) In a brilliant act of product placement, Thomas Bramwell Welch, founder of Welch’s, built a time machine which he used to travel back to the Last Supper where he replaced the traditional Passover wine with his family’s anachronistic grape juice.
2) Communion wafers are not only a delicious way to ingest your savior, they are also perfect ammunition for the Nerf Disc Gun.
3) The Eucharist was moved to the end of liturgical services after church leaders received numerous complaints from parishioners about drunk priests delivering homilies where they repeatedly pointed at the cross while slurring, “That guy, I love that guy!”
4) Communion wafers are called the Bread of Heaven because Heaven has instituted heavy trade restrictions on both yeast and any kind of flour that would make bread taste “not-cardboardy.”
5) There is absolutely no connection between the Eucharist’s focus on consuming the blood of Christ and the modern fascination with vampires so STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!
6) According to the Dictionary of Nebulous Theological Terms, intinction is defined as the sprinkling of fairy dust into Eucharistic wine. It's generally held to be salvific, but no one is quite sure how. Also, fairies are real, deal with it.
7) Jesus may have been able to turn water into wine, but if you get a little bit of salsa, I’ll bet you can turn communion wafers into nachos.
8) If ever a drop of the Eucharistic wine is spilled from the chalice, Zombie Christ will arise, a 20 foot tall colossus, and he will turn his darkened visage upon the culprit and bring down the heat of a hundred suns as retribution for disturbing his peaceful slumber. Then he will turn his vengeance upon the world and he will reign forever and ever amen! Muahahahahaha!
9) The secret of transubstantiation, like all good magic tricks, will never be revealed. But it almost certainly has something to do with mirrors.
10) In a stunning announcement that rocked the dietary world, theologians have discovered that the true means of grace in the Eucharist is the gluten contained within the wafers. According to Dr. James Moss of Duke Divinity School, “not only is gluten delicious, it is also divine.”
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Ben Howard is an accidental iconoclast and generally curious individual living in Nashville, Tennessee. He is also the editor-in-chief of On Pop Theology and an avid fan of waving at strangers for no reason. You can follow him on Twitter @BenHoward87.
Sebastian Faust is an avowed heretic, armchair theologian, and a self-styled canary in the coal mine of pop culture. He takes life by the reins, bulls by the horns, and tigers by the tail, all while living in Nashville. You can't follow Sebastian on Twitter because he doesn't understand technology.
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Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Take Your Son, Your Only Son: The Binding of Isaac and the Unbinding of God
by Sebastian Faust
“And he said, ‘If you will, take your son, your only son, whom you love, Isaac, and go to the land of Moriah.’”
God said to Abraham, “If you will, take your son.”
And Abraham answered, “I have two sons.”
So then God said, “Your only son.”
But Abraham replied, “This one is the only son of his mother, and that one is the only son of his mother.”
So God said, “Whom you love.”
To which, Abraham argued, “Can there be any division between love and compassion?”
God said, “Isaac!”
Such is the haunting passage from Rashi’s commentary on the troubling story of the Binding of Isaac, where the text of Genesis 22 is expanded into a dialogue between God and Abraham. Many have entered this text and come out the other side carrying only the wisdom that Abraham was a giant of faith (see the author of Hebrews); others have wrestled with the story and have come away wounded (see, for example, Kierkegaard’s telling and retellings in Fear and Trembling). For God, as we conceive our gods, must surely be a monster (if we were allowed to think such things) for devising the trial envisioned here.
It’s a horrific test that God lays upon Abraham: take your son, whom you love, and offer him to me. The terror and the cruelty cannot be side-stepped by appealing to the fact that God intervened at the last moment to stay the father’s hand. The resolution does not erase the prologue and the end does not justify the means; it is no mercy to save a family that you have previously put through torture and purposely placed in jeopardy. And the problem is only compounded when we read God here as an omniscient deity from whom nothing is hidden, not even the future.
For if we read the story and imagine God as we so often do, a god who holds the future in his hand and who sees all things unfolding before they are even begun, we have a problem. We have a god who has nothing to learn from a test that, in his infinite wisdom, he has chosen to devise. And instead, we’re left with a god who will demand the truly ultimate sacrifice and watch as the human heart breaks in its obedience, only to step in at the very last moment and say, “Oh, that? No, it wasn’t really what I wanted. Me? Child sacrifice? Pffft! I was just having a bit of a go at you. But I got you, right? I really had you going! You should have seen the look on your face!”
No, an omniscient, immutable god in this story only makes things worse.
Genesis 22 demands to be read with a different notion of God – a god who puts Abraham to the test precisely because he needs to discover something he didn’t previously know. What he doesn’t know, and what he needs to assure himself of, is whether Abraham will be loyal as a partner in the venture that God has undertaken with him. And there are many reasons for him to fear that Abraham may not be up to the task. God’s previous experiences with humanity certainly hadn’t turned out as he’d hoped they would; in fact, the whole venture had been rather dismal. From the grasping for the fruit of knowledge to the fratricide of Abel, from the swaggering boasts of Lamech to the failure of the Flood (where God’s attempt to start over didn’t end as he’d anticipated; when he realizes that the human heart will always contain evil, he promises never to send the floods again). And then the Tower of Babel where, though God instructed humanity to scatter over the earth, they refused, choosing instead to cluster together and increase their power.
The story that unfolds prior to Abraham’s call has been nothing but a series of surprising disappointments for God; again and again, he tries to work with humanity, and in return, they have seized the power at hand and worked in strident opposition to the creation God intended. And now God asks himself, “Will this venture be any different at all?” The only way to know, to really, truly know, is to test Abraham’s allegiance and see just what he’s made of.
But there’s more to it even than that. God isn’t fearful simply because of the failures of the past; he has concerns about the character of Abraham himself. Yes, Abraham believed God’s promise, and God accounted it as righteousness, but there has been faltering as well. Twice, he has endangered the promise of progeny by passing Sarah off as his sister so that others could take her for a wife. And when the promise seemed slow in coming, he responded by taking Sarah’s handmaid and fathered a child by her. When God assured him that the son was still coming, Abraham tried to talk him into just using Ishmael instead, since it was easier to trust in the child he could see than to wait for a child yet to come.
And then Isaac does come, the son that will mean so much to him, not only because he is the promise of God, but because the blessing of progeny was so very highly prized. And God is concerned, uncertain about the venture and about Abraham’s steadfastness. He is risking much; he has risked much in each encounter with the humanity he created, and has seen failure or rejection at every turn. He worries, “Now that I have given him Isaac, will he no longer pursue the vocation of blessing?” And to discover the answer, God must devise a test that will put his mind at ease. He will finally know.
Only by putting Abraham through the test, only when he raises the blade above his bound son, does God learn the truth. Only then are God’s fears allayed. Abraham is willing to do it; he’s willing to sacrifice the son in whom he has so much vested. And only then does God say, “Now I know that you are willing to follow me all the way.”
God creates the test because God needs the test. And that is insight into how vulnerable the position is into which God is placing himself. God makes himself vulnerable to us because he continues to pursue us. The god we see here is one who continues ever to pursue, ever seeking to dwell among us despite the risks it entails for him. But, the god we see here also shows himself hesitant, in need of assurance about Abraham. And that is a thought that must give us pause.
We step into a jarring and frightening tale and we meet a jarring and frightening god. Even if we acknowledge that God felt it a great risk to reach out yet again in pursuit of restoring creation, it still seems unequal to the horror he inflicts upon Abraham (and upon Isaac; after this, God is twice-referred to as “the Terror of Isaac”). And even if we don’t read into the text an omniscient god, he is nevertheless wiser than the wisest of humans. Surely he sees the damage that such a test could do to a loving father and innocent son.
But what is to be done with a text like this? What is to be done with a god like this? If the god who designed this test were omniscient and unable to change, there would be nothing one could do. We would accept that God is sometimes cruel, and either side with him in spite of it, or turn our backs on him entirely. But if the text demands to be read with a god who is learning, both of Abraham’s loyalty as well as how to bring restoration to his creation gone wrong, then we have other options. We can see our own struggle with fear and unknowing, and can recognize the unjust demands we have made on others in our lives. And if we see an evolving god, then we see a god who can be forgiven… especially when that god has come to be known as patient and gracious and forgiving toward us.
As terrifying as his actions were, the God I find here has entered in to the world he created in order to see his hopes for peace and blessing realized, and he hasn’t turned his back. Or else, when he has, he has always returned again. The God shown here has entered into relationship with us, and those are messy and complicated things. He has chosen to learn alongside us the cooperative dance, the give and take, the extending of love, and of trust, and of forgiveness. The God I see has come alongside us and we are fumbling our way together into a relationship worth pursuing. And he has learned much since then, and I have learned a little, and we share together the cooperative task of setting creation right, partners in the work of blessing the world.
A couple of weeks ago, I interviewed professor Robert Alter for a new series we are hosting on the podcast, where we are exploring the Bible one book at a time with various writers and scholars. When we came to the story of the Binding of Isaac, Professor Alter shared the quote with which we began from a commentary by Rashi; since that time, Genesis 22 hasn’t quite let go of me. If you haven’t listened to the interview with Dr. Alter, you can do so here.
Sebastian Faust is an ante-orthodox thinker and writer, self-styled canary in the coal mine of pop culture. He paints with light, builds castles in the air, and lives a life rather ordinary in Nashville, Tennessee. He holds the position of Dauphin at On Pop Theology. You can’t follow Sebastian on Twitter because he doesn’t understand technology, but he appreciates hand-written notes sent by post or well-mannered carrier pigeon.
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“And he said, ‘If you will, take your son, your only son, whom you love, Isaac, and go to the land of Moriah.’”
God said to Abraham, “If you will, take your son.”
And Abraham answered, “I have two sons.”
So then God said, “Your only son.”
But Abraham replied, “This one is the only son of his mother, and that one is the only son of his mother.”
So God said, “Whom you love.”
To which, Abraham argued, “Can there be any division between love and compassion?”
God said, “Isaac!”
Such is the haunting passage from Rashi’s commentary on the troubling story of the Binding of Isaac, where the text of Genesis 22 is expanded into a dialogue between God and Abraham. Many have entered this text and come out the other side carrying only the wisdom that Abraham was a giant of faith (see the author of Hebrews); others have wrestled with the story and have come away wounded (see, for example, Kierkegaard’s telling and retellings in Fear and Trembling). For God, as we conceive our gods, must surely be a monster (if we were allowed to think such things) for devising the trial envisioned here.
It’s a horrific test that God lays upon Abraham: take your son, whom you love, and offer him to me. The terror and the cruelty cannot be side-stepped by appealing to the fact that God intervened at the last moment to stay the father’s hand. The resolution does not erase the prologue and the end does not justify the means; it is no mercy to save a family that you have previously put through torture and purposely placed in jeopardy. And the problem is only compounded when we read God here as an omniscient deity from whom nothing is hidden, not even the future.
For if we read the story and imagine God as we so often do, a god who holds the future in his hand and who sees all things unfolding before they are even begun, we have a problem. We have a god who has nothing to learn from a test that, in his infinite wisdom, he has chosen to devise. And instead, we’re left with a god who will demand the truly ultimate sacrifice and watch as the human heart breaks in its obedience, only to step in at the very last moment and say, “Oh, that? No, it wasn’t really what I wanted. Me? Child sacrifice? Pffft! I was just having a bit of a go at you. But I got you, right? I really had you going! You should have seen the look on your face!”
No, an omniscient, immutable god in this story only makes things worse.
Genesis 22 demands to be read with a different notion of God – a god who puts Abraham to the test precisely because he needs to discover something he didn’t previously know. What he doesn’t know, and what he needs to assure himself of, is whether Abraham will be loyal as a partner in the venture that God has undertaken with him. And there are many reasons for him to fear that Abraham may not be up to the task. God’s previous experiences with humanity certainly hadn’t turned out as he’d hoped they would; in fact, the whole venture had been rather dismal. From the grasping for the fruit of knowledge to the fratricide of Abel, from the swaggering boasts of Lamech to the failure of the Flood (where God’s attempt to start over didn’t end as he’d anticipated; when he realizes that the human heart will always contain evil, he promises never to send the floods again). And then the Tower of Babel where, though God instructed humanity to scatter over the earth, they refused, choosing instead to cluster together and increase their power.
The story that unfolds prior to Abraham’s call has been nothing but a series of surprising disappointments for God; again and again, he tries to work with humanity, and in return, they have seized the power at hand and worked in strident opposition to the creation God intended. And now God asks himself, “Will this venture be any different at all?” The only way to know, to really, truly know, is to test Abraham’s allegiance and see just what he’s made of.
But there’s more to it even than that. God isn’t fearful simply because of the failures of the past; he has concerns about the character of Abraham himself. Yes, Abraham believed God’s promise, and God accounted it as righteousness, but there has been faltering as well. Twice, he has endangered the promise of progeny by passing Sarah off as his sister so that others could take her for a wife. And when the promise seemed slow in coming, he responded by taking Sarah’s handmaid and fathered a child by her. When God assured him that the son was still coming, Abraham tried to talk him into just using Ishmael instead, since it was easier to trust in the child he could see than to wait for a child yet to come.
And then Isaac does come, the son that will mean so much to him, not only because he is the promise of God, but because the blessing of progeny was so very highly prized. And God is concerned, uncertain about the venture and about Abraham’s steadfastness. He is risking much; he has risked much in each encounter with the humanity he created, and has seen failure or rejection at every turn. He worries, “Now that I have given him Isaac, will he no longer pursue the vocation of blessing?” And to discover the answer, God must devise a test that will put his mind at ease. He will finally know.
Only by putting Abraham through the test, only when he raises the blade above his bound son, does God learn the truth. Only then are God’s fears allayed. Abraham is willing to do it; he’s willing to sacrifice the son in whom he has so much vested. And only then does God say, “Now I know that you are willing to follow me all the way.”
God creates the test because God needs the test. And that is insight into how vulnerable the position is into which God is placing himself. God makes himself vulnerable to us because he continues to pursue us. The god we see here is one who continues ever to pursue, ever seeking to dwell among us despite the risks it entails for him. But, the god we see here also shows himself hesitant, in need of assurance about Abraham. And that is a thought that must give us pause.
We step into a jarring and frightening tale and we meet a jarring and frightening god. Even if we acknowledge that God felt it a great risk to reach out yet again in pursuit of restoring creation, it still seems unequal to the horror he inflicts upon Abraham (and upon Isaac; after this, God is twice-referred to as “the Terror of Isaac”). And even if we don’t read into the text an omniscient god, he is nevertheless wiser than the wisest of humans. Surely he sees the damage that such a test could do to a loving father and innocent son.
But what is to be done with a text like this? What is to be done with a god like this? If the god who designed this test were omniscient and unable to change, there would be nothing one could do. We would accept that God is sometimes cruel, and either side with him in spite of it, or turn our backs on him entirely. But if the text demands to be read with a god who is learning, both of Abraham’s loyalty as well as how to bring restoration to his creation gone wrong, then we have other options. We can see our own struggle with fear and unknowing, and can recognize the unjust demands we have made on others in our lives. And if we see an evolving god, then we see a god who can be forgiven… especially when that god has come to be known as patient and gracious and forgiving toward us.
As terrifying as his actions were, the God I find here has entered in to the world he created in order to see his hopes for peace and blessing realized, and he hasn’t turned his back. Or else, when he has, he has always returned again. The God shown here has entered into relationship with us, and those are messy and complicated things. He has chosen to learn alongside us the cooperative dance, the give and take, the extending of love, and of trust, and of forgiveness. The God I see has come alongside us and we are fumbling our way together into a relationship worth pursuing. And he has learned much since then, and I have learned a little, and we share together the cooperative task of setting creation right, partners in the work of blessing the world.
A couple of weeks ago, I interviewed professor Robert Alter for a new series we are hosting on the podcast, where we are exploring the Bible one book at a time with various writers and scholars. When we came to the story of the Binding of Isaac, Professor Alter shared the quote with which we began from a commentary by Rashi; since that time, Genesis 22 hasn’t quite let go of me. If you haven’t listened to the interview with Dr. Alter, you can do so here.
Sebastian Faust is an ante-orthodox thinker and writer, self-styled canary in the coal mine of pop culture. He paints with light, builds castles in the air, and lives a life rather ordinary in Nashville, Tennessee. He holds the position of Dauphin at On Pop Theology. You can’t follow Sebastian on Twitter because he doesn’t understand technology, but he appreciates hand-written notes sent by post or well-mannered carrier pigeon.
You can follow On Pop Theology on Twitter @OnPopTheology or like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/OnPopTheology. If you'd like to support what we do, you can donate via the button on the right of the screen.
Image #1: Sacrifice of Isaac by Caravaggio
Image #2: Isaac's Sacrifice
Image #3: Binding of Issac by Evgenia Kononova
Image #1: Sacrifice of Isaac by Caravaggio
Image #2: Isaac's Sacrifice
Image #3: Binding of Issac by Evgenia Kononova
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